Friday, 4 May 2012

Captain! We have to do that thing! To avoid the thing!

Roll 1d10 3 times to find out what you have to do to avert the imminent space-crisis!

1Quick! We have to...decouplethe...plasmaconduit
2invertnavigationmodule
3polarizetargetingemmitter
4depolarizewarp-fieldstabilizer
5deactivatepolaronarray
6reprogramlife-supportassembly
7realignfuelcore
8reconfiguresensornacelle
9reinitializeentertainmentmonitor
10disassembledatabanklimiter

I'm not great at coming up with startrekky jargon; I'm sure you could fill the table with much better stuff.